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EPISODE TEN

BUICK LUCERNE

 

WHAT A TANGLED WEB THEY WEAVE

The number of candidates left in the loft had dwindled down to six, and Jim was depending on strategy to pull him through the intense final rounds. His goal: eliminate strong candidates while keeping weak rivals in the loft. If his plan worked, he explained to Dawna, cruising through the remaining tasks against meek competition would be a breeze. Dawna, however, had a goal diametrically opposed to Jim. She wanted to prove herself in a showdown against the best of the best. In her opinion, Jim's quest to stack the deck with paper tigers revealed his insecurities.

Martha Stewart challenged her prospective employees to create a showroom display to celebrate the launch of the Buick Lucerne, a new luxury automobile. As the corporations kicked into high gear, two candidates found themselves tangled in an unending cycle of squabbles and quarrels. While one project manager struggled to put out a series of fires, her two subordinates schemed to seal her fate in the conference room. And the competing project manager changed directions mid-project with disastrous consequences.

The final judgment was overwhelmingly clear: Primarius had triumphed, and Matchstick had missed the mark entirely. In the conference room the question became one of concept vs. execution. Where did the corporation fail and who was responsible? With ruthless grace, Martha made her pronouncements and sent the culprit candidate homeward bound.

WELCOME TO PARADISE

An idyllic sunny morning greeted the candidates upon their arrival at Martha Stewart's lush Turkey Hill estate. Amid a flourishing garden, the doyenne of domesticity revealed the next task would be to create an innovative showroom display to launch Buick's newest luxury sedan, the Lucerne. Each corporation would get an office at legendary marketing firm McCann-Erikson, and a $65,000 budget to make their concept come to life.

Judging the task would be two marketing executives from GM, Doug Osterhoff and Margaret Brooks, along with Renee McGuire, co-chair of Buick's Dealer Marketing Advisory Board. The corporation with the most creative and effective showroom display, as decided by the judges, would be declared the winners. The losers would join Martha in the conference room where one of them would be dismissed.

SHIFTING GEARS

On the ride back to Manhattan, Matchstick brainstormed. Ryan pitched the idea that the Buick Lucerne was so extraordinary you'd invite it to dine with you. Project manager Leslie was reluctant to accept the idea, but finally agreed. Ryan was dispatched to produce a short video built around the concept. Meanwhile Leslie obtained the services of a public relations firm, who took Ryan's idea in another direction. Confident in her hired experts, Leslie rerouted the concept despite the fact that the new idea didn't match the concept for the showroom display. Ryan expressed doubts that their car next to a dinner table would form a coherent message without the video to help sell the story.

Eager to be the first candidate to score three wins as project manager, Dawna took the leadership role for Primarius. The trio jumped into overdrive and speedily agreed on the concept of "driven by elegance." Although Jim and Bethenny bickered throughout the task, they remained allies. On the morning of the presentation, the crews hired to build the showroom display were running late, and Dawna scrambled to keep the schedule together. While their project manager put out the fires, Jim and Bethenny realized that if Primarius won the task, everyone would be safe. But if they failed, they would go after Dawna in the conference room. No matter the outcome, the buddies reasoned, they would come out on top.

Dawna whipped the crews into shape, and Primarius' creation was finished on time. When the executives arrived, they were greeted with a gleaming display that embodied the term "elegance." With the car itself as the centerpiece, the display featured photos and video screens that celebrated the refined style and outstanding performance of the automobile. Matchstick's display, however, fell far short. The Lucerne looked uncomfortable next to the large and clunky dinner table, the video was vague and underwhelming, and a nervous Leslie stammered and prattled her way through the presentation. Despite the obviously puzzled and uncomfortable reactions from the executives, the project manager was still confident Matchstick had pulled off a win.

SUPER VILLAIN

With the task complete, the judges were ready to render their verdict to the candidates. Away on business, Martha joined the proceedings via conference call. Matchstick's display, Doug Osterhoff reported, was "confusing." None of the executives understood why the car was at a dinner table, and the overall message was lost amid conflicting signals. Margaret Brooks said that Primarius' display was quite the opposite. The executives praised the corporation for placing the Buick Lucerne in such an elegant spotlight. Not only was Primarius the clear winner, the executives were impressed enough to use the display in 2,700 Buick dealerships across the country.

Primarius' reward was a posh dinner in a private room at the Four Seasons, one of Martha's favorite restaurants. Their dining companions were Charles Koppleman, already well known to the candidates as Chairman of MSLO, and Susan Lyne, President and CEO of MSLO. The dinner was a priceless opportunity to impress the two executives in an intimate setting. Unfortunately, Jim was as uncensored as usual and he proclaimed himself the "super villain" of the loft, boasting about his behind the scenes manipulation of the candidates. Both Dawna and Bethenny distanced themselves from Jim's statements, but the brash candidate insisted that anyone in the loft who claims they aren't playing a game is liar. His shocking confession drastically altered the mood of the victory dinner.

CONCEPT VS. EXECUTION

In the conference room, Martha asked Leslie why Matchstick failed again. The project manager claimed Primarius had a stronger concept that connected with the judges. However, when Ryan explained his original idea for Matchstick's display, Martha and her trusted associates warmed to the notion of "taking your car to dinner." Leslie countered that the concept was weak, but Charles proclaimed that execution of the concept was the problem. Ryan alleged that the video could have driven their message home, were it not for Leslie's last minute change of direction. The project manager defended her decisive changes, stating that they stemmed from the advice of her hired experts.

Martha reviewed the records of each candidate. As project managers, Leslie and Marcela each had two losses and Ryan had two wins. Befuddled, Martha wanted to know why a winner like Ryan couldn't convince a group of losers to go with his superior ideas. Ryan and Marcela both blamed Leslie's haphazard decisions as the root of the problem. In turn, Leslie blamed Marcela for the loss, which ignited a petty feud between the two candidates. Cutting through the crossfire, Martha sent all three candidates to the lobby while she consulted with her trusted associates.

Back in the conference room, each candidate was forced to take their medicine in turn. Martha was upset with Ryan for meekly capitulating to his lesser colleagues. Marcela, she said, needed to display more backbone and sit up straight. As for the project manager, Martha condemned Leslie for speaking too much without saying anything of substance. She also scolded the project manager for paying too much attention to research, focus groups, and outside experts. Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, after all, is a company that has made its mark by being experts, not relying on them - setting trends instead of following them. Charles declared that Leslie was responsible for letting the final product look so terrible. Martha concurred that the task was a failure of execution. "Leslie," Martha said, "Thank you, but we just don't need you."
 

 

LESSONS LEARNED