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EPISODE FIVE

WISH BONE

 

EARNING GREEN WITH GARDEN GREENS

After four losses from Matchstick, Martha Stewart decided a corporate reshuffling was in order. Primarius was now Jennifer, Howie, Sarah, Carrie, Bethenny, and Jim. Matchstick's lineup was Ryan, Dawna, Amanda, Leslie, David, and Marcela. By way of video conference, Martha spoke to the candidates from the kitchen of her Bedford farm, where she was busy creating new recipes with fresh greens harvested from her garden. The candidate's next task was to create a new salad dressing recipe - a limited edition flavor for Wish-Bone.

After crafting the original dressing, the corporations would design packaging and sell their product for one day at Stew Leonard's, the distinguished grocery store. At the end of the day, harvesting a different kind of green would decide the contest, as the corporation with the most revenue would be declared the winners. The losers would meet Martha in the conference room, where one of them would be sent home.

MIXED GREENS AND MIXED RESULTS

Ryan, Matchstick's project manager, immediately put the creation of the dressing in the hands of Marcela, who welcomed the mission-critical responsibility. As the last candidate chosen for Matchstick, the cooking guru was eager to prove her worth. After a series of taste tests, the corporation agreed to bet the farm on Marcela's Rosemary Lime Vinaigrette creation.

Primarius trusted their dressing to their own culinary expert Bethenny. As she perfected her recipe for Asian Vinaigrette, graphic designer Jim concentrated on packaging. Jim was Primarius' final draft pick, and the excitable candidate made no secret of his desire to establish himself as the most valuable candidate in the loft.

At Stew Leonard's, the corporations shifted into sales mode in a race to move as many bottles of their limited edition dressing as possible. Customers bestowed rave reviews on Marcela's Rosemary Lime Vinaigrette and bottles began to fly off the shelves. However, when Leslie was too aggressive in pushing multiple bottles, reluctant consumers began to leave them behind in the check-out line, forcing Matchstick to sell them all over again. Over at Primarius, Jim's sales efforts were over the top to say the least - not to mention crude, irritating, and nonsensical. The tipping point arrived when a customer complained about Jim's profane language, and the manager of Stew Leonard's threatened to kick Primarius out of the store. Although Jim put the entire task in jeopardy, Jennifer was too wary of his volatile nature to remove him from the sales floor.

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES

With a day as salad dressing salespeople under their belts, the corporations met with Martha Stewart and her trusted associates in the conference room. Martha sampled the dressings herself and declared both to be delectable. However, in this task, as in business, revenue would be the final judge. Alexis reported that Primarius sold 391 bottles at $3.99, for a total take of $1560.09. Charles read Matchstick's results: 453 bottles sold, $3.49 each, for a total of $1580.97 - a twenty dollar difference. The victors celebrated the first win for Matchstick, while Primarius grimly contemplated an unwelcome trip to the conference room.

Matchstick's reward was a cruise around Manhattan on an antique schooner, the Lettie G. Howard. When they arrived at Chelsea Piers to begin their trip, they were surprised to see Martha herself. The mogul regretted she couldn't join them on their journey, but she stopped by to insure everything on the ship was perfect and to make sure the candidates had enough warm clothes for the blustery day. On board the vintage ship, the crew set the candidates to work, hauling riggings and steering the course. David and Marcela, as veterans of Matchstick's problematic past, beamed through every minute of their first reward experience. As the sun set, a spectacular view of Manhattan was unveiled before their eyes, and the corporation savored a sweet benefit of their smooth teamwork.

PRIMARIUS' SALAD DAYS ARE OVER

Martha Stewart found herself across the conference room table from a demoralized Primarius. Their failure, she reasoned, did not stem from a bad product, or an ill-conceived price point. Rather, the key to the corporation's loss was in sales. Charles brought up Jim's tactless sales tactics, a point that Jennifer and Sarah were eager to reinforce. Jim defended himself by claiming the tale was exaggerated. Martha wanted to know why Jennifer did not pull Jim from the sales floor, especially considering the candidate's manic history. Jennifer reported she was afraid that Jim would explode upon being reassigned, which led Jim to characterize Jennifer as a "scared, timid little rabbit."

Martha felt confident that Jim and Jennifer were the only two candidates she needed to see back in the conference room. The other candidates were released to the loft, while Jim and Jennifer were told to wait in the reception area. Speaking amongst themselves, the executives bemoaned the performance of the bickering twosome. While Jim was certainly unpredictable, he demonstrated a rare originality. Jennifer seemed to be an ineffective manager and couldn't take advantage of the talent at her disposal. On the other hand, Jim's aggressive enthusiasm was clearly improper and possibly undermined Primarius' efforts.

Back in the conference room, the two imperiled candidates traded more barbs about performance and integrity. But Martha, of course, would have the final word. Her company, she proclaimed, incorporates many different kinds of people, but even the purely creative people can get along with their coworkers. Jennifer, she said, mismanaged a talented group. Jim's behavior, on the other hand, was inappropriate. However, the final straw to Martha was that Jennifer was reluctant to remove Jim from the sales floor. A manager cannot work in fear of her subordinates. "Jennifer, you're just not working for me," Martha condemned. Without any further debate, the defeated project manager was sent home.

 

 

LESSONS LEARNED